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Saying "I'm almost there" when you actually haven't even left the house! xP!
Asking your parents AFTER you've already made plans. =P
Some idiots say Behind every successful man there is a women But nobody know the fact that Women goes only behind successful men....!!
What is Fashion Designing? Too many brains working on too little clothes...!!
He that has a great nose, thinks everybody is speaking of it.
Most dangerous position to sleep is to keep your both feet on office table
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else :)
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life !
When a girl says "All men are same" who the hell told her to try all of them?
Even 'Made in China batteries last Longer than 'relationships' NowadaYs... !! :D
Rapping a verse of an Eminem song and wondering why I don't have a record deal yet. :/
Police call it "reckless driving", we call it "skills 8)
Reasons why I'm fat: 1) I eat when I'm bored. 2) I'm bored all the time.
Remember in first grade, if you were the line leader you were the shit!
"When you sit on a wall, make sure you don't have a great fall" - Humpty Dumpty
Its quite true there's a fool born every minute. It's also quite true they don't die that fast.
*Phone falls* Damn, are you okay phone? *Friend falls* HAHAHA!
Open a pack of gum and suddenly everyone is your best friend.
Saying "I'm almost there" when you actually haven't even left the house! xP!
Asking your parents AFTER you've already made plans. =P
Some idiots say Behind every successful man there is a women But nobody know the fact that Women goes only behind successful men....!!
What is Fashion Designing? Too many brains working on too little clothes...!!
Open a pack of gum and suddenly everyone is your best friend.
I'm Not Perfect - Just Better Than You!! xP
He that has a great nose, thinks everybody is speaking of it.
Most dangerous position to sleep is to keep your both feet on office table
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else :)
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life !
When a girl says "All men are same" who the hell told her to try all of them?
Even 'Made in China batteries last Longer than 'relationships' NowadaYs... !! :D
An Apple a day, keeps Microsoft away!!
Rapping a verse of an Eminem song and wondering why I don't have a record deal yet. :/
Police call it "reckless driving", we call it "skills 8)
Reasons why I'm fat: 1) I eat when I'm bored. 2) I'm bored all the time.
Remember in first grade, if you were the line leader you were the shit!
"When you sit on a wall, make sure you don't have a great fall" - Humpty Dumpty
Its quite true there's a fool born every minute. It's also quite true they don't die that fast.
*Phone falls* Damn, are you okay phone? *Friend falls* HAHAHA!
Open a pack of gum and suddenly everyone is your best friend.
